Children jokes
When the school lets you near children again...
There were three boys on the top of a slide.
The first one went down yelling "gold!" and landed in a pot of gold. The second boy went down and shouted "pillows!" and landed in a heap of pillows. The final boy went down and shouted "weeeeeeeee!"
Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.
Kids are like a box of chocolates, they taste so good and you never know what you are going to get.
My favorite thing to do in my free time is putting a large skewer on the front of my car and speeding through a school zone trying to make a kebab.
If we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?
My daughter is the most adorable little girl in the world. She's got my sister's eyes.
Can't wait for the orphans to have their family reunion! Wait...
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?
School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Man, don't you hate it when you hit a speed bump by an orphanage but then realize there's no speed bumps here...
What do you get when you have an annoying kid, a homicidal kid, and a suicidal kid in the same room? A happy ending.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
Why do orphans always get picked on?
They can't run and tell their parents.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
The person to make the first cannabinol cookbook had a wife and ate (eight) children.