Childhood jokes
One orphan said, "Daddy, chill." I was like, "You don't have a dad!"
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
It’s because they can’t find home plate.
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
This is my fidget spinner, I got it in my Easter basket.
If you're ever bored, beat up an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Lil Johnny looked in his pants and couldn’t find his fish, so he started to yell out, "Lil fishy, lil fishy, lil fishy!" They called child support and sent the parents to jail for putting a fish up a child’s butt.
Mom: Go clean your room, Little Johnny.
Little Johnny: No, it’s my room.
Mom: Well, it’s my house.
Little Johnny: Then go clean it.
Mom: Go to school!
At school:
Teacher: Hi, Little Johnny. You’re late.
Little Johnny: Watch because my son of a bitch mom told me to clean her room. I told her no, it’s my room, and then she said, 'Well, it’s my house.' Then I said, 'Go clean it,' and then she told me to go to school.
Teacher: Johnny, go to the principal’s office! You just came into school and now you're causing trouble. Go!
Stop with dumb orphan jokes, you dumb ass people!!!!!!!!!!
They're not funny one bit, so stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Sister, stop stealing my stuff or I will make you feel bad.
Sister: No, I won't stop.
Me: Fine, I'm telling the world what you did.
Sister: What? You will see when I post it.
Sister: WHY DID YOU TELL THEM I PEED ON SANTA CLAUS WHEN I WAS 12 YEARS OLD?
Me: BECAUSE YOU DON ́T HAVE A LIFE.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why do orphans play baseball?
Because they have to run back to home base.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: They don’t have a home to run back to.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
How are rape and airplanes similar?
The ride gets more annoying when the kid starts screaming.