Childhood jokes
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Why can you bully an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Craig Duncan is a child soldier with bad breath and has killed 5 people (on Fortnite).
When you ask your mom for candy but you grab from the wrong drawer…
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
My mom left me at a very young age.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers. : )
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Twinkle, twinkle little star. I hope I'll get hit by a car. I am not dead yet, I hope I'll die. I hope I'll be born to a new whole life.
Kids make a lot of plans for people who can't drive anywhere.
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
They don't have parents because they left when you were 0.
What thing can an orphan do best?
Stay at home alone.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home.