Childhood jokes
When I'm bored, I like to slap orphans. I mean, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
One time Little Johnny saw someone in his yard tying a rope to a tree, and he moved the stool and the tree broke. Little Johnny screamed, "HAHA! You're skinny enough to break the tree!"
My dad went to school saying dad jokes. I was embarrassed and I cried with a-dult cry.
Why do orphans not care about sleep? Because they have no one to wake up to.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Why are so many people mean to orphans?
They can’t cry to their parents.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Jeffy: "Daddy, Daddy, a monster said it’s gonna poop in your hat!"
Marvin: "I don’t believe that."
Jeffy: "But he said, 'Jeffy, I’m gonna poop in your Daddy’s hat!'"
The next morning,
Jeffy: "Daddy, a monster pooped in your hat!"
*Marvin/Mario looks in his hat*
Marvin: "Jeffy, I don’t believe you, you pooped in my hat!"
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.
Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"
Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.
Why do kids want to become cops? They want to find the guy who touched them.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why can’t the baby cross the road?
Walls.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.