Childhood jokes
What's the difference between my father and acne?
Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
What is a Care Bear's favorite job?
Take care of bears.
I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.
Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
Spell "Peppa." Okay. P. E. P. P. A. Hahaha! You said peepee.
I tried this with my sister Makenna because she loves Peppa Pig and has a backpack of it. So I told her to spell her backpack's letters and tricked her... And she is only four years old and my secret is I am only eight years old.
Teddy bear, teddy bear, turn around.
Why I turn around?
Infopka.com
Do you remember blowing bubbles when you were younger?
Well, Bubbles is back in town and was asking about you!
Why can't orphanages play baseball?
Because there's no home to go to.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why do I have to do the stupid joke, mum?
My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.
Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.
My kid runs in today to tell me that he found a floating cow, but when he got me to come and see, all I saw was a piñata with a tail and white spots. Such a stupid child. So after that I gave him a nice refreshing drink from the toilet and a few of those chocolate sprinkles. (: I'm such a good parent...
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is...
My mum found a chest that was wet, and it had a child in it. She asked me what it was for. I said I put kids in it and chuck it in a river until they are dead.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Hiiiiiiiii, I said, Man, want candy? Me, YESSSSSS! Me, gets kidnaped.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
What's yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
He doesn’t know where home is.