Childhood jokes
Where does an orphan come from?
Daddy getting milk.
Why can’t orphans have dad jokes? Because they don’t got one.
Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!
Why did an orphan have s**? To have someone to call daddy.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it always comes back.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
How do you find out if your kid is gay?
Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.
Kid: I need help!
Mom: Help your balls.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "Sad"
Teacher: "Anyway, is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
What's an orphan's favorite Spiderman movie?
"Spiderman: No Way Home."
As a kid, I used to eat a sour herb from a certain spot near a rock.
Now I pee on it, just following the ritual of Africa.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Q: Why don’t orphans have a personality?
A: They don’t have a person in reality!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Yo mama!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Jantje goes on a walk with his grandmother. Jantje sees 1 dollar on the street and picks it up.
The grandmother says: "Hey, Jantje! No picking up things from the floor! They are ugly and bad!"
Then they keep walking. The grandmother slips and asks Jantje to help her stand up. Jantje answers: "No! Everything on the ground is ugly and bad."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.