Childhood

Childhood Jokes

Pussy

Little Johnny brings his cat to school, and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says, "Because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave!"

Orphan

Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?

A: Because they can’t find home.

Orphan

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.

Orphan

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans play baseball?

That’s the only way they can run to home.

Orphan

What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?

Someone: Ugly?

Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.

Michael Jackson

Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?

Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂

Swing

Stupid Mary Jane was swinging on the swing.

Her momma said, "Stupid Mary Jane, don't swing so high, the boys will see your underwear!"

Stupid Mary Jane laughed and laughed. She knew she wasn't wearing no underwear.

Orphan

Why can't an orphan be in a relationship?

They have no one to call "daddy."

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

Why are orphans very abusive to their kids?

Because they never had loving parents of their own.

Rape

Why did nobody believe the little girl who got raped?

She said a monster attacked her.

Dad

Why did my dad leave me and my mum?

I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"

Orphan

Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣