Childhood jokes
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?
Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!
Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!
Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!
Hello guys, imagine if we had no school and we get to do whatever we want without parents telling us what to do! What place would you want to call it and what would the fun things we get to do be? I would call it "Happy world for kids." Leave a comment telling me what it would be called! Enjoy! :)
One of my earliest memories is seeing my mother's face through the oven window as we played hide and seek, and she said: "You're getting warmer!"
What did the orphan say when he first played Sims? Dang, you can have a family!
I am Thor.
And next year, I will be five.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Did you know that an orphan can take a selfie and a family photo at the same time?
Why should you not let an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is. 😢
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
Son: Dad, can I get a girlfriend?
Dad: Son, no, you are only 10, so no.
Son: Dad, I'm leaving to get a girlfriend.
Dad: Son, nooo, you are not my son!
Son: What did you say? *Son slaps the dad.*
Dad: Good, son, goodbye, get out of my home.
Son: Good, you can go move to a new home.
Me: MOM, I'm tired.
Mom: Take a nap.
Me: No, I can't sleep if Dad isn't here.
Mom: *hangs picture of dad on her room wall* Well, now you can.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
So, on one partly cloudy night, there was a boy and his dad gazing up at the sky.
Dad: Aren't the stars just wonderful?
Boy: I'm not sure, from my angle, all I see are clouds.
Dad: Well, come over here and take a look.
Boy: Damn, the clouds always move when I get to the right spot!
Dad: Well then, I guess I will have to make you see them everywhere you look then.
Then the Dad shook and spun the boy around till he said...
NOW I'M SEEING STARS!!!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.