Child Jokes

this kid yelled jenga when we were watching a 9 11 documentary.

Santa claws have a child a bike and a football the child wasn’t happy why

He had no legs

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

Why are orphans bad at baseball? Because they don’t know what a home is.

What’s the definition of a pedophile Tyler

A pedophile is sitting at a empty Poker Table. A Eight year old kid asked him if he can sit down. Pedphile says to the child sure lets play.

Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book? A: The ins and outs of child rearing.

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.... i went for the cliffs

I have a brother and he told me this quote no wonder they had a second child they messed up on the first one“ he’s the second child... I’m the first...

Why did the child cross the road ?

To get to the other slide

Why does a chicken cross the road

To poop and pee in the potty

From My 6 year old sister

WHOEVER IS AN ORPHAN AND WANTS THESE TO GO OR IF YOU JUST WANT THEM TO GO AWAY COMMENT DOWN BELLOW OR IF YOU CAN'T COMMENT GIVE IT A THUMBS UP!

What's the difference between a orphan and a Chinese kid? The Chinese kid has a home.

I saw an orphan on the street i said where’s your parents he cried and said my mum and dad died in a car crash 😆😆😂😂🤣

Orphan:Have u seen my mommy? Person: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes? Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE? Orphan: MOTHER! Person: LEts go home! Orphan: Uhhhh *SHes was never to be seen again*

why was kobe a good father?

He took his daughter with him

I was raised as an only child.

Which really annoyed my twin sister.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dads friend and I would take him home, he just curled up into a ball and started crying, kidnapping must be easy.