Child Jokes

Why did the cop ask the Orphan he was home alone.

The orphan said because my parents have never came back yet because I have none

Mary: If you born pikin (Child) inside shop wetin you go call that pikin(child) Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

A man and a child walk into a forest. The kid says "um sir its getting dark and i'm getting kinda scared". The man says "yeah well think how I feel I have to walk back out alone.

Y does orphans like Minecraft so they can build a home ...

But a creeper blows it up

One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''

I was in class and we had to chose another term for words we use everyday, for kid I chose child for dig I chose pet and for wife I chose dishwasher

My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad ... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.

Any 8 year old: sus! Me: Jake were at a funeral-

Mom:lets have an adoption party! Kid:cries Mom:what’s wrong? Kid:IM ADOPTED????

What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?

They can both be replaced.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home, he replied I can't get home it got bombed

My parents raised me as an only child, which infuriated my sister.

I just prevented a 10-year-old from getting assaulted Nothing much I just decided to go home

uR Adoptodded

Kid: What is an orphans favorite breakfast? Teacher: What? Kid: Fruity pebble with water Teacher: Why water? Kid: Cause it's dad never came back with the milk

My ex was orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Have a pregnant lady murders someone does the child get an assist

I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk The dad finally came back with the milk