What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Do you know why pedos get away with molesting orphans? Who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.
They burst into tears.
I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
What’s the difference between an orphan and cotton? One gets picked.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Come, my children, to the bread cult!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.
Oh, I just love talking to orphans.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
