Child jokes
Why doesn't the police arrest orphans? Because they aren't wanted.
Why don't a gun and an orphan have anything in common? The gun is actually useful.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
What did the 3-year-old boy say to the priest?
"My bum hurts."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
"It never gets old."
"Just like a sick kid!"
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they don’t know what a home is.
A kid asks for an ice cream. The man says, "Any sauce?" and the kid says, "Na, I got ketchup at home."
There once was a woman who had 10 kids. Their names were:
Tenth, Twenty, Thirty, Forty, Fifty, Sixty, Seventy, Eighty, Ninety, and One Hundred.
Everyone but Ninety died. She also had 10 kids.
These 10 kids got a dog without Ninety knowing. They had him for 2 years until he got hit by a car.
Only Ninety's kids know about this.
What’s the definition of a pedophile, Tyler?
When the autistic kid brings a gun to school and thinks it’s a dart gun.
A pedophile is sitting at an empty poker table. An eight-year-old kid asked him if he could sit down. The pedophile says to the child, "Sure, let's play."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of dead babies.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
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