Orphan's Pain

  • How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

    You tell them to clap until their parents come home.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, chucklehead. The joke is that orphans don't have parents. So, telling them to clap until their parents come home is a cruel trick because their parents ain't comin' back, which will make them clap for a long time and their hands bleed. You probably think participation trophies are cool, don't you?

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