Child jokes
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
Memes
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What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have nowhere to run home.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never get a home run. 😭