Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Child Jokes
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because they can't go home.
I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."
An orphan saw a tornado, and he thought he saw his mom, but then he realized it was a corpse and said, "Hi, Dad!"
I love orphans. They're precious.
What do you call an overly clingy child?
A tumor.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
Why can't orphans close their video games?
Because they can't find the home button.
What flavor do you buy an orphan?
Self raising.
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Get off of here, kids!
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
