Child jokes
I got hired to work as a camp counselor for kids with ADHD, but I got fired. I guess I shouldn't have introduced myself with "Welcome to concentration camp".
The way to stop school shootings is to give children an RPG.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
What do you call a child with no family?
Names.
Memes
New friend new, new Website, new child porn
Why didn't the child go to school?
Because he died of a heroin overdose.
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
Pee pee poo poo wall.