Child jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
What is an orphan versus orphan competition?
Who will get adopted first?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
Addison Banks Age (8)
"I'm a little brat who won't shut the hell up! And stop talking!"
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Do you know why orphans don't have parents?
Because no one raised you.
We have Build-A-Bear; meanwhile, orphans have Build-A-Mom, or if they’d rather, Build-A-Dad.
When an orphan takes a picture, it’s a family portrait.
Pee pee poo poo wall.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.