Child jokes
A Down syndrome child is drowning, he calls for help with all of his voice: "Somebody help me!! I'm Downing!"
BA DUM TSS
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
Memes
Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't go home.
What do you do when you're bored?
Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan?
Because they can't call their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
What do snowmen call snowballs?
Children!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Why shouldn't you make an orphan cry?
Because they won't have a parent to cry to.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it can never find home.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.