Child jokes
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Children and your meat are actually quite similar.
At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.