Child jokes
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
Mommy, when will daddy come back?
I'm not your mom...
An officer confronts two congressmen.
He informs them, \"I’m looking for a couple of child molesters.\"
The two look at each other, turn to the officer and exclaim, \"Sure! We’ll do it!\"
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
I was raised as an only child.
Which really annoyed my twin sister.
This definitely works
Orphans are lonely.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
Aunt: Stop telling the kids Santa isn't real.
Me: Stop telling them their dad is going to get milk.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
Why can’t an orphan play soccer?
If he can’t find home, he can’t find goal.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
How many babies does it take to paint a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I spit on an orphan. What is he going to do? Tell his parents?
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can never find home.
My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.
So I punched an orphan...
What's he/she going to do? Tell his/her parents???