Child jokes

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

What do a Family Dollar and an orphan have in common? They both have a "f" in "family."

Children and your meat are actually quite similar.

At first you seem weirded out by spanking it, but later on you start to enjoy it.

What do you call an orphan's family region?

Me time.

Mom: Let's have an adoption party!

Kid: *cries*

Mom: What's wrong?

Kid: I'M ADOPTED????

Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?

So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.

Why don't orphans play baseball?

They don't have a home to run back to.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they can’t find home.

Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.

Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?

Because they can't make themselves at home.

Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?

To get a family.

Any 8 year old: Sus!

Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!

If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?

Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...

But a creeper blows it up.

What's an orphan's favorite toy?

A boomerang because it actually came back.

What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?

Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"

What's the same about boxes and children?

They're both found in basements.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because they don’t know where home is...

"Stupid ass baby."