Child jokes
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Memes
Why can't orphans go to a friend's house?
Because they can't make themselves at home.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Any 8 year old: Sus!
Me: Jake, we're at a funeral!
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually came back.
What do you do when an orphan is taking a photo?
Yell "FAMILY PICTURES!"
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
"Stupid ass baby."
What is an orphan's favorite toy? A mom and dad action figure.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips? Because they need parent permission.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
What is small, red, and sitting in the corner?
A baby playing with a scalpel.
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common?
Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”