Child jokes
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Solitaire.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and the devil?
The devil always has horns... not just around children.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?
What is the difference between an orphan and a non-orphan? You can slap the orphan, but not the non-orphan because they can actually tell their parents.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Good Lord, any tips on how to kidnap children? I say, "Free candy," and they run.
Heh, stupid orphan.
I was in class and we had to choose another term for words we use everyday. For kid, I chose "child"; for dog, I chose "pet"; and for wife, I chose "dishwasher."