Child jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
If an orphan wins the lottery, what do they have to use all of it on?
Years of child support!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never get a home run.
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
On my 21st Birthday, my mom told me, "I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child, you're going to get something good, something you've been looking forward to," is what my mom said.
Me, my mom, and my only friend celebrated my Birthday, then we all went to sleep. I woke up the next day. I asked, "Hey, where's my gift you said you got me?" My mom said, "Since your father left us, you have no father figure in your life, so this is your new stepfather." The only thing is, it was my only friend.
What do you call an orphan's family picture?
A selfie.
It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."
Why couldn't the orphan use the swing? Because they had no arms.
Roses are red, violets are blue, The children are fast, But Elmo is faster, Bow down to your master!
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
I went to jail because I gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days.
(I deleted Mother's Day and Father's Day.)
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working in an orphanage.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......