Child jokes
What does an orphan and a wheelchair have in common?
They can both be replaced.
Why are orphans banned from the shop?
No adult to pay for them.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
I'm such a good babysitter because the last person I babysat was so flat.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't run home.
Heh, stupid orphan.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
Why can't orphans play cricket?
Because they can't find home.
I was digging outside and I found my child's old toy, so I ran to find him, but I could not find him, so I was searching for about 6 hours, but then I remembered why I was digging......
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home to run back to.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Mom: Let's have an adoption party!
Kid: *cries*
Mom: What's wrong?
Kid: I'M ADOPTED????
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."