Child jokes
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.