I found a child on the street homeless, and they were really nice, so I took them home. Then I said, "Who's better, Biden or Trump?" They said they support Trump. They are now dead in my basement and have been for 3 years.
I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."
When you go to the priest's basement, you will always find the pope's body and his children in the corner of the room.
What's the same about boxes and children?
They're both found in basements.
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
teacher we have new student hes an orphan student oof teacher is anyone missing student his parents
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
I gave a orphan a iPhone XR
Cause it does not have a home button
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between a apple and a orphan?
One of them get picked.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
