Child jokes
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They don’t have parents to pay for a toy.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in photos? Because they won’t do the same for him.
Why can't an orphan get offended?
What are they gonna do, tell their mom?
How many babies does it take to cover a brick wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it. 😆😂😁
Why did the little girl cry twice?
Because you wiped your shitty bloody duck on her favorite teddy bear.
You can beat up orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home plate is.
How many children does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Not 27, because my basement is still dark.
A man and a child walk into a forest.
The kid says, "Um, sir, it's getting dark, and I'm getting kinda scared."
The man says, "Yeah, well, think how I feel. I have to walk back out alone."
Child: Hello, I can’t find my dad.
Stranger: Oh, well when and where did you last see him?
Child: Oh, I remember, 5 years ago he went to get some milk here.
What did Michael Jackson say to the little boy?
"Shhhhhhh, this might hurt a little."
A child is determined to burn his home down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm across the mother and stated, “That’s arson.”
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."