Ever heard of a reverse exorcism? It’s when the Devil tells the priest to exit the child’s body.
Child Jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Can people please shut up about "male privileges"? There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood; men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of "women only" events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us.)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas.
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters.
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic dispute.
Women have the right to rape a man or boy, and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy, they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up, feminists, please.
Stranger: Do you want a lollipop?
Kid: No, I hate lollipops, so yeah, and you are not my daddy.
"Yes, officer! It was a requirement to run over that child. It matched perfectly with the beat drop!"
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
I asked my mom where babies come from. She said I came from the adoption center.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
"Bill swift here, you make them, we take them!"
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
You're walking one day and a little kid, about 5-6 years old, comes up to you asking, "What's a condom?" You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell them.
How many kids does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them. 😂😂😂😂
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Cancer kids be like: "When I grow up... lol nevermind."
This joke never gets old. Just like the child.
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A. Ask your mother.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
Baby (DYM 108).
Where do orphans go to celebrate graduation?
Their parents.
