A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.
