Child jokes
What does a child molester and a Catholic priest have in common? They both prey at church.
So little Johnny was walking to the bathroom, and he said, "Grandma," said, "why is the blood coming out of your ###đ„ I need to call help."
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said âWynaut.â
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
Why do orphans love Home Alone?
They like to see a familiar picture.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because it could not find home.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why can't orphans play soccer? Because they can't practice with their dad.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
Whatâs the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why is a boomerang an orphan's favorite toy? Because it actually comes back.
I can't cum anymore. I can't put children through this.
"Sir, I'm afraid your son can't attend our swimming lessons anymore."
"Why not?"
"He keeps peeing in the pool."
"Well, all kids pee in the pool."
"Not from the diving board!"
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
A: One of them gets picked.
What is the orphan's favorite toy from his parents?
They donât have parents to pay for a toy.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
Cause they donât know where home is.
How do Chinese parents name their children?
Dropping a pan down the stairs. Bing, Bong, Dong.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!