Child jokes
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
Whoever is an orphan and wants these to go, or if you just want them to go away, comment down below, or if you can't comment, give it a thumbs up!
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
da baby
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.