Child jokes
Why did little Susie fall off the swing?
Because she has no arms or legs.
Knock knock.
"Who's there?"
Not Susie.
I gave a blind kid a gun and told him it was a hairdryer.
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
A Story:
I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.
Sequel follows...
If you think about it, then adoption is the last choice for getting a child, so those who are adopted were the last choice.
Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget.
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
To all the children on this website, hello!!!!! Hey!!!! How is life treating you?
(BTW I'm a kid, too. I'm Hayley, and I'm turning 13. My B-day is 10/08/2008.)
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
da baby
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? "Going Home."
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
I bet when your mom first saw you, she said, "Oh my god, this ain't my child. My child would look amazing."
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
I will never forget my mother and father's last words.
"Where the Sam hell did you get a grenade?"
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it came back unlike their parents.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.