why do orphans play tennis
Because its the only love they get
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
I asked a child where were there parents they started to cry I laughed and walked out of an orphanage
Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.
Son: Why, Dad?
Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What's the difference between a dog and a foster child?
A dog doesn't run to the police after you beat it.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Who is the first person an orphan sees? The doctor.
This is the song we all misunderstood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2S0QhGGO1gQ
"He said, "One day, you'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember." My father told me when I was just a child, "These are the nights that never die." My father told me."
Whenever I think about it deeply, it makes me wanna cry :(
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple always gets picked.
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
