I once gave birth to 3 children.
What weighs 70 pounds and doesn't like sex?
The 6-year-old in the trunk of my car.
I was the second worst thing to happen to those orphans.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
Whatโs a depressed kidโs favorite game? Hangman.
Guys stop before I tell my parents!
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What are orphans' least favorite movie?
The Promised Neverland.
Why can orphans not play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? Because their cookies are homemade.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, LOL.
Teacher: Little Johnny, why are you late again?
Little Johnny: I had to be there for the birth of our first mixed cow, the white cow fell on the mud! (The teacher faints)
What do pedophiles call children in wheelchairs?
"Meals on Wheels."
Australian says to American: why do you have such bad gun laws?
American: Self defense.
Australian: Self defense against 50 innocent children?
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What is a reverse exorcism?
Itโs when the demon tells the priest to get out of the childโs body.
The reason why women have suffered longer than men is because men are using women and abusing them as tools and property, which they arenโt.
During WWII, women were used every day by evil men for not being able to have sex with their wives, and Muslim women are being raped, women children are being raped every day while you fucking turds of human shit are making jokes of issues that need to stop, so stop with the homophobia, Islamophobia, biphobia and all the other phobias, make sexual harassment, assault and rape victims' voices heard, we will not stay silent because of this shitty app!
Also, God created women equally as men, do not mistreat your sisters, mothers, aunts, mother-in-laws. Hope all you rapists, sexual abusers, sexual assaulters rot in hell where you deserve to be, not in this country or any other place, hell is where you belong. ๐ก๐คฌ๐๐ป๐๐ผ๐๐ฝ๐๐พ๐๐ฟ
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.