What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?
They both like sticking their meat in ten-year-olds.
If your baby can unhook your bra, is it time to stop breastfeeding?
I once gave birth to 3 children.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
A child with cancer: "I want to be like you when I grow up." Doctor: "Oh, you're not going to grow up."