Child jokes
I don't got free candy. It costs child support.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
One gets picked.
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Because he got hit by a bus.
I saw an orphan on the street. I said, "Where are your parents?" He cried and said, "My mum and dad died in a car crash!" 😆😆😂😂🤣
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
One day, a class of children were killed in a bus accident, but only some survived. One was praying that he would survive, and the other said, "First time?"
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.
The boy asks, "What gave me away?"
The man responds, "Your parents."
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Why don't orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
I was raised as an only child, which I think was hard for my brother.
My dog stepped on a bee, My child spilt my tea, I drank my hot tea, I broke my bloody knee, Now I'm lying in agony, And I'm devastated with no glee.
(Again, credits to my really funny friend)
One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."
His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."
Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home run.
Child abortion is like tax evasion: the more you lose, the less problems you have.
An orphan once said, "I will call my mum and go home."
A homeless kid once said he will go home.