Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Child Jokes
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
What do you call a kid with no home?
A homeless kid.
Mary: If you born pikin (child) inside shop, wetin you go call that pikin (child)?
Mike: The pikin (child) go bear Bishop.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
What do the N and F in "orphan" stand for?
"No family."
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why is it OK to hit an orphan?
Because they can’t tell their parents.
Why can't orphans watch PG movies? Parental guidance.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They can't find home base.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I chucked a lamp and a depressed kid, hoping it would brighten up his day.
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the child cross the road?
Because he didn’t wear a seatbelt.
SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. "Shit." My mum was like, "What did you just say, child?"
Sister: "I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh......"
Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...
My sister made some pie, and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... "This pie is very sugarplum-y." She said, "What do you mean by that?" I said, "It tastes like sugarplums..."
