Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 broke into a daycare and ate 12 children before burning the building down.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because his parents never came back with it.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn’t have a home page.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Like if you know an Orphan.
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find their home base.
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
Why cant a chines kid play baseball
-They ate the bat
There were 5 people on an airplane.
1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, a good, solid 1 hour in. The pilot comes out and says, "OK guys, I have good news and bad news."
"Bad News is the plane is gonna crash. The good news is that I have 4 parachutes."
The pilot says to his passengers, "Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes. People depend on me!" Took a parachute and went out.
The businessman stands up and says, "Well I'm a businessman, I run companies!" Took a parachute and went out.
The smartest person in the world stands up and says, "I'm the smartest person in the world. No one is smarter than me!" Took a parachute and went out.
Now the minister says to the school child, "Well God has given me a good life. I want you to take the last parachute," and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says, "Why are you smiling?! We're about to die!!!!"
And the school child says to the minister, "Well actually [we're] not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
I fared it. I ticked the orphan. He jiggled, he was burning, so I did it again.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
