Child jokes
What’s an orphan's favorite drink?
Fosters.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't orphans play soccer?
They can't kick.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
When you see a kid yelling and you wanna leave :(((((((
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What does a website have that an orphan doesn't? A home.
They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.