Child jokes
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
They say watching child porn will get me 20 years in jail. I prefer to think of it as two 10-year-olds.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
9 out of 10 doctors recommend for children to drink water instead of soda. That 1 doctor lives in Flint, Michigan.
People who are afraid of pedophiles... need to grow up.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat children into the fire.
A programmer pushes a stroller through the park. An elderly couple comes along: "Is it a boy or a girl?" The programmer replies, "Yes."
Why was Mozart a child prodigy?
All his early pieces were in A sharp minor.