Child jokes
What's hot and hard?
Me when I look at children.
What has 2 legs, 2 arms, and an abusive father?
Aaron.
Once, there was a Minecraft child molester on the Minecraft Facebook. He asks a kid his age. The kid blocks him.
If it's on the clock, it's old enough for the cock.
Why does a chicken cross the road?
To poop and pee in the potty!
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why does Aaron cry at night? His alcoholic father beats him.
What is a pedophile's favorite dating site?
Kinder
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common?
An expiration date.
What do Chinese parents hate the most?
A newborn daughter...
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer: Fisse.
Alle Kinder heißen Rune, außer einer Pussy.
Alle Kinder hiessen Melissa, ausser Kurt, han hed det "grime Kurt bombomn".
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do priests appreciate educated children?
They don't spit.
What did the blind deaf orphan child get for Christmas?
cancer.
Child predators: "You're so six-y."
What do you call a kid having a seizure on a dance floor? An improvement.