Child jokes
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
What's the difference between a 14-year-old boy and an 8-year-old boy?
The 14-year-old is on top, the 8-year-old is on the bottom.
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?
Gloves!
JK, he hasn't opened it yet.
When I go to bed, my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick and beats me with it.
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How is spinach like anal sex?
If you were forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy children.
What do you do after you eat the softest pussy in the world?
Put the diapers back on.
What's a pedophile's favorite part of a hockey game? Before the first period starts.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"