How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Where do religious kids practice sports?
In the prayground.
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
How long does it take for 10 dead babies to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
How do you find a redneck virgin?
Just look for a 4-year-old. They can run faster than her brothers.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do you call a Catholic priest who molests children?
A Catholic priest.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Two pedophiles talking to each other:
"Do you got two fives for one ten?"
What is the difference between an old chest and a kid? One doesn't cry when you drop it in the basement.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
How did the Asian couple name their child?
They dropped pots and pans down the stairs and listened to the noises.
Whats the difference between a 14 year old boy and a 8 year old boy. The 14yo is on top the 8yo is on bottom
What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves! Jk he hasn't opened it yet
