Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Child Jokes
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
Children are so ungrateful nowadays. I got my daughter a bike, but now she’s crying on the floor saying, “I don’t have legs!”
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
Why are orphanages like dogs?
Because they get adopted.
Why can’t an orphan get suspended or expelled from school? Because they need to contact parents.
The "M" and "D" in "orphan" stands for Mom and Dad.
You know a piranha can devour a small child in 30 seconds. Anyway, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
