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What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠

Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?

Sally.

One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."

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    • What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?

    A school bus filled with children.

    Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"

    Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."

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    • Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.

    The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”

    As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.

    Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

    A woman walks onto the bus with her child. The driver says, "That's the ugliest child I have ever seen!" The woman sits down and tells her neighbor. The neighbor replies, "Go say something back. Here, I'll hold your monkey for you!"

    How many dead children does it take to change the light in a basement?

    More than ten, apparently.

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