Child jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find the first base they came from.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is...
What is the difference between a tree and "walk walk" home from a tree house? 🏠
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they cannot find home.
Sally's mother had four children. The fourth April, the second May, the third June. Who was the first child?
Sally.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
One day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed, "You're adopted!" He said, "Yeah, I know. My REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
What’s long, yellow, and doesn’t float?
A school bus filled with children.
Are the three little pigs orphans because their mom kicked them out of the house?
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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Child: "Mom, what's an 'orgasm'?"
Mom: "I don't know, dear. Try asking your father."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
What's an orphan's favorite sport?
Tennis because it's the only love they'll get.
Well, a boy and a girl are in a bathtub together.
The little boy says, “Hey, you see that? I’m gonna go ask Daddy what it is.” When the little boy asks his dad, he says, “Well, son, that’s your car. You try to park it in a girl’s parking spot.”
As the boy runs back, he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama what her spot was and she said, “Well, that’s your parking spot. Never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back, the little boy tried to put the car in, well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.