Child jokes
What do you call a family photo taken by an orphan?
A selfie.
I saw a little kid crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
Santa Claus gave a child a bike and a football. The child wasn’t happy. Why?
He had no legs.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. 😂
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
A woman buys a house, but she doesn't know what to name the house, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Hairy butt," so she named the house Hairy Butt.
The next month she had a baby, but she didn't know what to name him, so she stuck her head outside and heard "Crack," so she named the baby Crack.
After a year or two she lost him, so she called the police and said, "Help! I looked all over my hairy butt, but I couldn't find my little crack."
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple actually gets picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they have to hit a home run.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Dad, am I adopted?
NO! Why would I ever choose you?