Child jokes
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
I blend children to make a good living.
I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.
What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.
What's pink and rusty? Madeline McCann's bike.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Dream tweeted, and I quote, "Babies kick pregnant women all the time, but I do it one time and I’m the one arrested."
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of toddlers.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
What's the difference between an orphan and a slice of pizza?
Nothing, I eat both of them.
What Spider-Man movie does an orphan like? Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
I was raised an only child, which really pissed my brother.
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Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
"Addison, are you one of those kids who are very, very, very, very smart? Because you sound like one."
Why does an orphan play mum and dad?
'Cause they need self-love.