Child

Child jokes

I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.

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    • What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    One gets picked.... (not the orphan)

    Little Johnny was playing with his train and said, "All you motherf*ckers who want to get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on, get on." His mother hears him and asks, "Is that you cussing?" The mother said, "Go to your room for 1 hour." Little Johnny goes to his room, then comes back one hour later and said, "All you motherf*ckers who wanna get off, get off, and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on, get on, and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay, go ask the b*tch in the kitchen."

    What's the difference between a white kid and a computer?

    The child has no trouble shooting.

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    • Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

    Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

    Parents: To bring other children?

    Me: No, to have the fire.

    Parents: Won't they be missed?

    Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

    I went to the store and I saw a kid with fake airpods, and I was going to tell him, "Nice fake airpods," but it was his hearing aids.

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    • What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"

    David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

    Answer: David.

    Child: *drinking milk*

    Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

    Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

    Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

    Child: *realizes*

    Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.

    How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

    KFC doesn't mean Kentucky Fried Chicken, it means "Kill Fat Children."

    Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.