Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts, you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
