Poultry jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?
For absolutely no reason.
Why did the chicken cross the road to Popeyes Chicken?
It wanted to pop some chicken eyes...
What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!
U mess with goose, he strain out all of your body juice.
U mess with goose, he hang u with noose.
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Answer:
To prove it wasn't chicken!
Cock pic
What do you call a chicken that was cared for? A tendered chicken.
Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Rooster.
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his mom said, "Ven bakac."
What did the female farmer say to the person who raises a male chicken? "Nice cock!"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from Kernel Sanders.
Hehehe