You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is the most musical part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?
Spit out the feathers.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken next to him farted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
