Poultry

Poultry Jokes

Mozart

Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?

When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."

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  • Baby

    How did the dead baby cross the road?

    It was strapped to the chicken.

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  • Turkey

    Why did the turkey cross the road twice?

    To prove he wasnโ€™t a chicken!

    Egg

    What does an evil hen lay?

    Deviled eggs! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿฅš

    Cock

    One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.

    Chicken

    Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

    All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."

    Gay Man

    What does a gay man that is a dumb blonde and who is a prostitute do after he sucks cock?

    Spit out the feathers.

    Chicken

    This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

    Woman

    How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?

    Once you take away the legs and the breasts, youโ€™re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.

    Mommy

    Why did mommy disappear? The dad: Well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.

    Chicken

    Why did the chicken cross the road?

    To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.