You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken!
What is the most musical part of a chicken 🐔?
The drumstick 🍗.
What does an evil hen lay?
Deviled eggs! 😈🥚
one day a priest loses his cock (chicken) he goes to the church and says "who has seen a cock" all the woman raised their hands "no who has seen a cock that is not theirs" half the woman's hands went up "NO NO NO who has seen my cock" all the nuns hands went up
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens? A chicken tender
Why did mommy disapear: the dad: well, when she crossed the road to get to the chicken, she only made it halfway.
How are Kentucky Fried Chicken and a woman the same?
Once you take away the legs and the breasts you’re left with one greasy box to put your bone in.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
What's a chicken's deadliest day?
FRIday
Knock Knock Who's there? Susan Susan Who? Season Your chicken it's too plain!
what does a chicken give you Student: meat What does a pig give you Student: bacon What does a fat cow give you Student: homework
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiots house.
Knock Knock Who's there The chicken
hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasnt chicken
What do you call a turkey wean it is scared
A chicken
why was the chicken in trouble? for using fowl language!
what happened to the chicken after he died, he did not say anything so I don't know
What happen to chickens that get kidnapped by rapists?
They get choked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind yo f...ing buisnes like damn
How do chickens 🐔 get stronger and stronger?
They egg-cersize everyday!
