Chicken Jokes

I got a chicken drum stick for lunch, thought I might drum up an appetite!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because chickens are mindless creatures and do not know any better.

When you put the chicken in the oven, it goes down, and the oven explodes. The oven and smoke and everything is fire and on fire and flies to the grass, and all goes back.

Why'd the chicken cross the road?

That doesn't matter, we need to get the best joker to go back to posting here, he was funny but now people say they are him and ruin his good name, he was the top of the charts for over a year, so screw all these chumps! Bring back THE REAL SPECIAL!!!

Also, the chicken dies in the end, ha ha, funny, whatever.

POV: Wine Taster in hell.

I was sitting with the best wine ever made on the table in front of me. This silhouette begins to speak, "You have risen to be the most superb Wine Taster on Earth. Then you got run over by a truck hauling freshly made wine to a warehouse. Your crimes are as follows: you left your high school prom date with another man after you got her pregnant, you let your mother believe that the cat ran away after you drowned it in the pool, and you never got married. How do you plead?"

The man looked at the silhouette like it was a purple rabbit.

"Guilty," said the man, "but if you would be so kind would you at least tell me what the wine in front of me tastes and smells like? I will take any punishment you deem fit."

"Very well," said the silhouette, "but you will regret that request."

Out of the shadows comes a boy only looking 19 years old. The boy says, "I will you taster today. I am confident about my sense of taste." The boy takes the first bottle and opens it, pours it into a wine glass, and swirls it around. He then takes a sniff and begins to drink, to the Wine Taster he says, "Mmmm, taste like chicken."

Omg my 34 week old chicken literally climbed onto my scooter Saturday. Pure gold 👌😂

A brown chicken stands on a black scooter with the text "CYCLOP" visible on it. Another chicken is visible in the background walking on a tiled floor.

Why did the one eyed chicken cross the road? To get to birds eye

What’s the difference between erotic and kinky Erotic is usually a feather kinky is using the whole chicken

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

Why did the chicken cross the road why? because the wanted to kick someone in the family

What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road?

"No, my cock!"

A cow was standing in a corn field. The chicken walked by and said annoyingly, "What do I see here? Corned beef!?"

What did the chicken say when he saw a human running around uncontrollably?

"It's running around like a chicken with its head cut off!"

This dude is so fat, wearing the same damn clothes every day. Every time he turns around, it's his graduation day. He forgot to put a boomerang on his pants because they don't even fit anymore. Last time I saw him coming down the street, it was in a bucket of Popeye's chicken, extra crispy.

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

I love the chicken house that is a great place for a walk home, and walk home from a home, and walk home night, and walk home, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school, and walk home from school.