Chicken jokes
Why did the chicken explode? Because he pooped his pants!
Why did the chicken go to the mall?
To get new feathers!
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
What do you call an empty police station?
Banana Chicken.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
I ain’t a chicken, but I ate a duck before.
Why did Monaco cross the road? It smashed a 1-mile radius of the road + the chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To help Stephen Hawking cross!
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What does a depressed person and a chicken have in common? They both try to fly.
What is the difference between a cow and a chicken?
It's white and it's brown.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Why are chickens so funny? Because...
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.