Animal rights jokes

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You can't beat a cheetah!

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.

One man's pet is another man's dinner.

I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...

Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.

Donkeys are cool.

I love eating pussy. That’s why the animal shelter is always my go-to for a good meal.