Animal rights jokes

What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?

You can't beat a cheetah!

I love working with animals, especially when I get to hear their cries of help.

If I had two nickels every time PETA parodied a game, I'd have 14.

I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

If a furry looks like an animal, sounds like animal, and acts like an animal, can I run over it with my car like an animal?

Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!

What do Michael Vick and John Wick have in common?

Got into deep shit when it came to dogs.

How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.