Charity jokes
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
Orphan lady: Ok kids, someone donated groceries.
Orphans: YAY!
5 minutes later...
Orphans: Wait... where's the...
Orphan lady: *tries to hold daughter*
Person who donated: *holds milk in hand* hehe
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?
Fund razor.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.