Charity jokes
1 like = 1 fetus donated to the soup kitchen.
Did you hear about Johnny Depp's shelter for abused women? It's going as well as Michael Jackson's children's hospital!
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
Me: Can I have your chair? 馃捄 You: Why? Me: For charity.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
get this one guys
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
I donated a computer to the orphanage...
It didn鈥檛 have a motherboard.
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn鈥檛?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don鈥檛?
A parent.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.