Charity jokes

I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.

Dad: Here you go son, all your toys have gone to the orphanage.

Son: Why, Dad?

Dad: You would be bored there if there was not anything to do.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

In my free time, I like to help blind people.

Verb, not adjective.

Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.

I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to Disneyland, I wanna live longer."

What do chairs spend on the most?

Chair-ity.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.

Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.

Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."

Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.