Charity jokes

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they're all shellfish.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

HIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE ORPHANS!

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.