Charity jokes

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?

They both got a 10% survival rate...

I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.

What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.

It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.

I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.

I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.

Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Because they're all shellfish.

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

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I LOVE ORPHANS!

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.

Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O!'"