Charity jokes
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
I gave an orphan an iPhone XR because it does not have a home button.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
I make phones for orphans. Sadly, it has no home button.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!