What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
You're so poor, if I ever broke into your house, I'd give you things.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?
A Homeless shelter
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
HIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE ORPHANS
"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"
I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside.
Thankfully, I don’t have to call and tell their parents.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man.
You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
