Charity jokes
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Yo mama so poor, the homeless donate to her.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
There are 4 people in a line. Three stand up and say "We are standing up for cancer," and then there's the one in the wheelchair.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.