Charity

Charity Jokes

I was thrown out of the charity food kitchen on my first night of volunteering.

All I said was, hurry up, some of us got homes to go to...

What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."

Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do

I decided to make to a charity bungee jump for the local disabled it's called spastics on elastics

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Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church. A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke but the third nun, her arm was too short.

The cashier asked if I wanted to get my extra dollar to the poor i said sure and i got a cash app notification for 1 dollar

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down and he loved it. Not really though.