Charity jokes
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make-A-Wish Foundation.
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
100% of blind people in Africa can't see. Together, we can stop this.
A fat homeless person begged me for food, so I said, "I can see your dinner. You had plenty!"
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?
A homeless shelter.
The Make-A-Wish Foundation has gone too far. All of the Make-A-Wish kids asked for cancer to be gone, so they just gave the cancer to all of the Make-A-Wish kids.
Welcome to Dave’s orphanage. You make it, we take it.
I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Meals on wheels.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
I made a website for an orphanage. For some reason, it doesn't have a home page.
I give bubblegum to the homeless so they can chew it and still be hungry.
You're so poor that when you drink water from a cup, people flick a coin into it.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
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I LOVE ORPHANS!
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Because they’re shellfish! 😂