Charity jokes
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
Memes
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.