Charity jokes
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
One day I was walking next to a homeless man, and he was eating grass. I asked him if he was hungry. He said yes. I said, "Follow me." You should have seen his face when I showed him my backyard!
I saw a homeless dude and gave him $1.
I saw a homeless woman and gave her $0.77.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.