Charity jokes

I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

I made a house for orphans and...

they had no clue how to use it.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

Family size.

I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

Kid: Why, Dad?

Dad: So you don't get bored.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.

I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

Sadly, it does not show where home is.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer.

It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.