How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?
My donation to the orphanage :)
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.
I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.
But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.
Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.
A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.
I made a house for orphans and...
they had no clue how to use it.
For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.
What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?
Family size.
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.
Kid: Why, Dad?
Dad: So you don't get bored.
We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because it can’t find home.
What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?
A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?
A parent.
What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
It isn't a real charity until India opens call centers, like they did with Africa.
I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.
I love working in an orphanage.
