Charity jokes
After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.
Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!
Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?
I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
How are Fortnite cards and orphans similar? They're given away.
I offered to share a meal with a homeless person once, but he said, "Piss off and buy your own!"
If having sex for money makes you a wh*re, then what does having sex for free make you?
Non-profit wh*reganisation.
Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.
"Have you ever heard of the snail that never gives charity?"
"Yeah, he is so shellfish!"
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers