Charity

Charity Jokes

Donation

What's big, bounces, and makes little kids cry?

My donation to the orphanage :)

World hunger

What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?

Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them.

Paul Walker

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

Nun

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

Child

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

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  • Chip

    What chips are you not allowed to give to orphans?

    Family size.

    Orphan

    I heard that the World Orphan Organization has a sponsor... DC Comics.

    Orphanage

    I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

    Orphanage

    An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

    Toy

    Dad: I'm giving all your toys to the orphan kid.

    Kid: Why, Dad?

    Dad: So you don't get bored.

    Mosquito

    We send millions of mosquito nets to Africa; we can save millions of mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.

    Cashier

    The cashier asked if I wanted to give my extra dollar to the poor. I said sure, and I got a Cash App notification for $1.

    Orphan

    I made Google Earth for orphan kids.

    Sadly, it does not show where home is.

    Orphan

    What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

    A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

    A parent.

    Orphanage

    I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

    I love working in an orphanage.