Charity Jokes

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. Your rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

i made google earth for orphan kids sadly it does not show where home is

Why can’t s Orphan play baseball because it can’t find home

What does a orphan have that a homeless doesn’t?

A home but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind orphan get for Christmas?

Cancer

It isn't a real charity until India open call centers, like they did with Africa.

i saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and i said " are you OK? where are you parents" and he started crying even more. I love working in an orphanage

what does a make a wish kid and mosquitoes have in common? They Both Got A 10% Survival Rate...

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

I saw a homeless dude and gave him 1$

I saw a homeless woman and gave her 0.77$

I was asked to design a website for an orphanage, so I decided to design it without the home page.

Whats the food orpbans cant eat -family sized icecream

What do you call an orphanage, that's not an orphanage?

A Homeless shelter

"A priest, an imam, and a rabbit walk into a clinic to donate blood. The rabbit turns to the nurse and says, 'I think I'm a Type-O.'"

I intern at an orphanage that burned down this weekend with 30 kids inside. Thankfully I don’t have to call and tell their parents.

Dad: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Dad: Because you’re going to need them there.

HIIIIIIIIIII I LOVE ORPHANS

i just donated 100$ to a blind children charity, suck that no one will see it

The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.