Yo mama is so lazy that the only letters she knows are "NO".
Your hairline is like a math expression, there is no solution.
Girl, you and slow are slower than a fairness.
If they’re short and called Rose and born in June, they’re emo.
What do you call a lanky yellow man with abnormally large ears? Zac! Hahahahahahahahahahah
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
The pen said, "You're pointy."
Your mum is stupid, just like you.
EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳
Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
MISSING!!
MISSING!!
Name: Ghostiano Penaldo
Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium
Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Last found - Practicing tap ins.
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.
Might be dangerous towards good players.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
You are short.
What is your body like? Soft.
Stinky Steve.
Ya gotta hand it to short people...
Why's missy Shaw such a slug? Because she's obese. Hahahahahaha!
Yo mama so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
Yo momma's so stupid, she took a shower for 20 minutes after she heard a DIRTY JOKE!
