Change jokes

There once was a street named Chuck Norris. They had to change the name because no one crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

For 15 cents a day, you can feed an African child. They eat spare change, I guess.

How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?

4!

One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"

The sky never changes color, but when it does, we know how your breath is increasing.

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.