Change jokes

The Pentagon is changing the nuclear codes to over 140 characters, ...

so Trump can't tweet it.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? -- Just Juan.

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.

How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

None, that's a hardware problem.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.