Celebrity

Celebrity Jokes

Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.

The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"

Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."

The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"

Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: β€œHoles gonna be big.”

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.