Celebrity jokes
What is the world's strongest material?
The tree that Paul Walker hit.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
Cardi B has very long nails.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.