Celebrity jokes
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Miksi Michael lähti limusiinistä ulos?
Hän näki alastoman pojan.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Memes
gordan ramsey
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
Cardi B has very long nails.
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
KSI driving ability.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.