Celebrity jokes

What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?

Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Bill Cosby.

Bill Cosby who?

Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.

What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?

"I'd hit that."

When you hear Michael Jackson talk about his "perfect 10," make sure you hide your 10-year-old son.

Ariana Grande

I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.

So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.

What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.

Bippity Boppity Bill Cosby!

I met Lebron James, and he was so bald at the time that I could count his hairs.

And that's 1 hair and maybe 2.

Good news, people! Michael Jackson is still alive. They found him hidden away in a goat pen with all the kids!

Cardi B has very long nails.

What were Paul Walker's last words?

I dk probably "WATCH THE FUCKING TREE!"

Why did Paul Walker cross the street?

Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.

This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.

But I realized I can't see him. LOL!

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.