Celebrity jokes
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
jay Z
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
Cardi B has very long nails.
Yo mama's so dumb, she thought Bruno Mars was a planet!
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Chuck Norris is the only man that ever had sex with my wife and survived. Oh, how did I survive?
Fortunately, being her husband, I was the one person she wasn't fucking.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
Celebrating Mother's Day is confusing, says my cousin.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.