Celebrity jokes

What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"

How many Kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One really small one and one really small black guy.

What pronouns does Michael Jackson use? Hee/hee.

Chuck Norris is...

What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.

How do you spell racecar backwards?

racecar

How do you spell racecar sideways?

Paul Walker's death.

What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?

Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!

When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"

I would tell a Koby joke...

But it would just crash and burn.

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

KSI driving ability.

What do you call dead?

(Not Michael Jackson)

How did Michael Jackson die?

Because he danced like a zombie!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.

What's brown and in a baby's diaper?

Michael Jackson's hand.

Ariana Grande

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Michael Jackson.

How sexy is Ariana Grande?

How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?

His face was chiseled in a mountain.

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.