Celebrity jokes
His new music video has been leaked. It’s called “Living in a Tree.”
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
Memes
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What is it called when 21 Savage and 6ix9ine fight: Alien vs. Predator?
Who is Bill Cosby’s favorite Disney princess?
Sleeping Beauty.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Chuck Norris is...
What? You don't need to know what he is. He's just, Chuck.
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
KSI driving ability.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
Paul Walker.
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.