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Celebrity Jokes
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
Your hairline is so far back, I couldn't see you even when Will Smith slapped it.
What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?
What's red and got makeup all over?
A Bill Cosby victim.
Yo... Kobe, you're going down man. Did you forget the low grade fuel?
For Charlie D'Amelio fans, my basement is your home now. Leave a like if you agree with me.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like it got slapped back by Will Smith.
Your hairline is so pushed back it looks like Will Smith slapped it back.
Your favorite artist must be Rihanna, the way your forehead shines bright like a diamond!
Michael J. Fox walks into an ice cream parlor.
The man behind the counter asks Michael, "Can I help you?"
Michael exclaims, "I would like an ice cream."
The man behind the counter asks, "What flavor?"
Michael says, "It doesn't matter what flavor, I'm gonna fucken drop it anyway."
Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: βHoles gonna be big.β
If you give Kobe Bryant a cigarette, he will be warm for a short time.
But he was set on fire in the helicopter crash, so now he's warm for the rest of his life.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
What's the one thing that you don't have but celebrities do?
Lots of fans.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Prince, don't die! Just don't! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaasse!
How much drugs did Charlie Sheen take?
Enough to kill two and a half men.
What would Bill Cosby be if he was white?
Innocent.
