Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Statue

Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.

The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!

Kobe

I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.

Legend

Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.

I’m only curious how they closed his casket.

Neverland Ranch

Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.

Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.