Celebrity jokes
I would tell a Koby joke...
But it would just crash and burn.
Today, my family visited Disneyland. When we got to the hall of fame, I was shocked to find a statue of the BielefeldMan.
The tour guide said, "That’s Lewandisney. He owns the biggest collection of Disney TAP-INS and is a Mickey Mouse clubhouse member." Well done Lewandisney!
I would make a joke about Kobe, but I don't think it would fly very well.
Who am I rooting for during the Super Bowl? Easy. Taylor Swift.
KSI driving ability.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
How did Michael Jackson die?
Because he danced like a zombie!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Little Boy Blue. Little Boy Blue who? Michael Jackson.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
Ariana Grande
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Michael Jackson.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
How do you know when Kobe Bryant is famous?
His face was chiseled in a mountain.
Sad to think about legend O.G. Mudbone being no longer with us.
I’m only curious how they closed his casket.
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Chuck Norris doesn't fly on airplanes.
Airplanes fly on Chuck Norris.
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
MrBeast: *breathes*
Twitter: 😡🤬
Chuck Norris once ate ONE Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.