Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.
Chuck Norris doesn't ride horses.
Horses ride him.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
My impression of Michael Jackson's butler:
When answering the phone: "No, sorry, he's dead." *hangs up phone*
what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all
Your hair line goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there
What do you call vampire Matt Damon?
Bat Damon!
What does Vin Diesel eat for dinner?
Survival Guilt.
Have you seen Dolly Parton's new shoes? Neither has she!
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
Cardi B has very long nails.
My Wi-Fi must be Kobe, because it crashed hard.
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
I never touched kids, just women, but since I was famous, they were fine with it.
Your hairline so far back.
Even LeBron James had a good laugh!
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
Why can't Kobe go shopping?
He's dead.
What's Michael Jackson's favorite toy?
Wet 6-year-old balls.
