Celebrity jokes

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

I asked Michael Jackson when did he lose his virginity. He just replied with "HEHE!"

Your hairline's so far back, even Andrew Tate rejected it.

What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

One is dangerous for kids if put on their face, the other one is used to carry groceries.

Your hairline is so crooked that it made Will Smith feel straight.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

What's Michael Jackson's nickname?

Nivea black and white.

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

What actor does an orphan hate?

Vin Diesel.