Celebrity jokes
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Memes
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
How do stars die?
Normally, an overdose.
Did you hear? There is a new toy for boys ages 2-10. It's called Jackson. A tiny white doll, with black Jackson. Get it while supplies last.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!