Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

Mama

Yo mama so ugly, she made the band One Direction go the other direction!

Meme

I watched a documentary called "Redline Carrera: Birth of the Memes." It all started with Paul Walker.

Fly

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a fly? It's the sound they make when they hit the windshield.

Christmas Tree

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

Speaker

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

Dog

I should name my dog Ariana Grande.

That way I could say that I fucked Ariana Grande.

Store

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

Movie

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Gwen

Who remembers when Gwen was the only thing people talked about on this website?

Tunnel

Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.

He shouts “you stupid cunt!”

The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”

Dodi replies...:

“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”

Death

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?

The HIV test results.

Hairline

Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.

Guy

Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.