Celebrity jokes

What did God say when he made Jake Paul?

"Oops, I made a mistake."

Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?

They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.

What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!

What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!

Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.

What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?

Ow!

Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.

Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."

Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?

Because he’s dead.

There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.

What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

Ariana Grande was in the store, and when she put her groceries on the counter, she said, "Thank you, next!"

I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.

I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.

This year I'm going to name my Christmas tree Amy Winehouse, because when it dies it will leave needles all over the living room.

I was gonna tell you a Kobe Bryant joke.

But it would just crash and burn.

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

Chris Rock: Jada, I can't wait to see you in G.I. Jane 2!

Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:

Will: "I got in one lil' fight about my wife's lost hair, she said, 'Will, if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'" 😂😂😂