Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
Celebrity Jokes
Your leg is straighter than James Charles.
Look, Bono is a great guy, but shopping with him is a pain, because he still hasn't found what he is looking for.
What's the difference between me and Bill Cosby?
I haven't been caught.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Your hairline is so curvy now, Ice Spice has competition!
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Miksi Michael Jackson sopisi joulupukiksi?
Hän tyhjentää säkkinsä lapsiin.
Why does Michael Jackson like twenty-eight year olds?
'Cause there are twenty of them.
What does Michael say when he laughs? He he.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pizza topping? Pepperon-he-he.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play golf?
He likes to hit small white balls.
What did the parent say to Michael Jackson?
"Get off my kid!"
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Yo momma's so fat, her shirt size has more X's than Taylor Swift.
Two whores are watching the sun come up, splitting a bottle of Mad Dog and celebrating another night of servicing the general public. One asks the other: "Say. You ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
Her friend thinks it over, "No...but I have been swung around by the tits a few times!"
The other day I went on a romantic cruise in Hawaii. Then I met my girl Zendaya on board. She was shaking her ass and playing with her penis. Then she asked me, "Hey, you wanna make love in the cabin?" I said, "Sure, sweet thang," gave me her number, kissed me on the cheek. Next day she woke up because it was a romantic nightmare.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
