Celebrity jokes
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Your hairline is so far back it looks like it's been slapped up by Will Smith.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
Your hairline is so long The Rock complimented it!
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."