Celebrity jokes
I was sweating like Michael Jackson in a Chuck E. Cheese.
What did God say when he made Jake Paul?
"Oops, I made a mistake."
Where would you take Stephen Hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC World?
They found out that Michael Jackson was transgender, he went from he/him to hee-hee.
What do ants and Michael Jackson have in common? They go in kids' pants.
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
What are Michael Jackson’s sexual pronouns? Hee hee!
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
What does Michael Jackson say when he stubs his toe?
Ow!
Helicopter, helicopter, Kobe Bryant in my chopper, Sitting next to burning daughter, Lots of smoke and little laughter.
Michael Jackson goes to his favorite bakery and says to the workers, "This is my favorite baker, hehe."
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
There's a new Michael Jackson biopic in the works. There is a possibility that we will know who his love interest was.
What we know so far: Billie Jean is not his lover, and that kid [seen with him] is not his son. We also know that Michael Jackson said that sharing his bed with little boys is "healing" and an act of "sharing the love," so take that as you will.
What do you call a black couple who's on welfare and food stamps?
Lay-Z and Freeyonce.
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
What does Michael Jackson say when he grabs his crotch? I never noticed that before.
Why did Bruce Jenner cross the road?
To see how the other side felt!
The media's relationship with Hillary is just like Bill's relationship with Hillary. The relationship is unwanted and forced, and they'll move on to the next person any chance they get.