Celebrity

Celebrity jokes

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.

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  • I was asking people who knew Trump if he would win a second term. Stormy said, "No way, he doesn't have two in him!"

    Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.

    Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...

    Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?

    So my teacher's daughter committed suicide.

    One day I'ma go up to her and say, "What's wrong, did Logan Paul leave your daughter hanging?"

    I decided to visit Saudi Arabia with my girlfriend.

    She and I learned they celebrate Pride month by throwing stones.

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  • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a carrier bag? One is plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other is a carrier bag.

    Why is Stephen Hawking a bad influence on children?

    Because he only looks one way when crossing the road.

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  • Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.

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  • What NFL teams parts with James Charles!?

    Green Bay Packers & New England Patriots

    If you don't like the video in 10 seconds, James Charles will sleep with you tonight.