What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!
Are yo an egg cause your jokes aint funny
So a guy walked into the store and said to the worker: is this free?
Then the worker said: nope, cause I’m on sale!
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Cause half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
my life get it cause i dont got one
When your mad you might as well just punch an orphan. Cause what can they do, tell there parents?
why was the cow scared cause he had a nightmoor
Did you hear about the Boston marathon cause well I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away
"Why don't you want to taco 'bout it?" "Cause I'm nacho friend anymore."
Q: Why did the vegetable cross the road? A: Cause someone let go of the handle bars
Why do Cantaloupes always get married in the church? Cause they can't elope.
WHY DIDNT THE BITCH ASS SKELETON FLY
CAUSE ME MUM FLEW ALL THE WAY AND TREVOR IS A BOOFAHEAD
Why does this Stingray's wife can't stop babbling? Cause, she can't watch her mouth.
If you were a food what would you be?
Friend 1-Pizza cause I’m so cheesy
Friend 2-Chocolate chip cookie cause I have lots of friends
Me-donut cause I’m so empty inside
Why dont cannibals eat clowns? Cause they taste funny.
They said I couldnt drive. now they know i cant cause they are all dead
yo rob you for got to pay me cause u sucky sucky my thang aka your up for adoption
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted Roblox. One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury. One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignore it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened. The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!" Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too.
