Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.
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1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.
September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
They say thereβs a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
