why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
September 11th is the superior birthday cause no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Yo hairline caused corruption
Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead
Why can’t orphans ride a bike? Cause there parents won’t follow them
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the rock to see your ego cause your forehead is so big
Why is England bad at chess? cause they lost their queen
