September 11th is the superior birthday cause no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Why is an orphan bad at tennis?
'Cause he couldn't get any love.
Yo hairline caused corruption.
Why is my anus burning?
'Cause I sat on an open lighter, oh god, help!
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
Why can't orphans be kidnapped?
Because most kidnappers use a family van.
Why can't emos have ADD?
'Cause they are already scatter-brained.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why can't orphans ride a bike?
'Cause their parents won't follow them.
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
