a kid told me to go get a dad so I punched the kid he went to tell his parents oh wait he can't cause hes an orphan and orphans have no parents
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Why can’t orphans ride a bike? Cause there parents won’t follow them
Roses are red violets are blue you'll suck my dick cause I'm stronger than you
Your forehead is so big you have to wear a hoodie for the rock to see your ego cause your forehead is so big
Why is England bad at chess? cause they lost their queen
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
"I think my draco might be gay why? cause he blow niggas'
Nardo Wick
I know ur name is baller cause imma put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLER
How much does a chimney cost? Its free cause its on the house.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am
Your hair line is what caused the great depression.
why cant 2 chinese people have a white baby cause two wongs dont make a white
Whats the most optimistic blood type... B+ What deisse causes wrinkled clothes... an iron deficiency
A guy gets home from work to seeing his gf packing and he asks her why are you packing and the girl says cause i found out your a Pedophilia and the guy goes a Pedophilia and she says yes and the guy goes thats a big word for a 12 year old
are you acid cause i want to throw at my face
my pencil sharpener when i bleed: aAnd i dont really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
If your ever bored just punch an orphan. Cause what are they gonna do tell their parents.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents
Me- y’all should start calling 1943 Friend- why Me-cause im going through my owb Great Depression
