Cause

Cause jokes

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving, it caused a global panic.

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

What is an orphan's favorite toy?

Answer: A boomerang, because it is the only thing that comes back to them.

September 11th is the superior birthday because no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)

Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

They say there’s a person capable of murder in every friendship group.

I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.

Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?

'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.