We are coming out with a whopper that is similar to a priest cause it has also has its meat between 5 yr buns
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes? A: Cause they have a history of separating colors.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
Your mama is so fat. When she went skydiving it caused a global panic.
1+1 answer 2 said all the kids but 1 kid said 5 then I said your mom fells inbarest cause everyday you look in to the mirror you see how empty your brain is
why are orphan so bad a doge ball cause no one misses them
why cant orphan be robbers cause they're not wanted
What is an Orphans favorite toy
Answer: a boomerang cause it is the only thing that comes back to them
September 11th is the superior birthday cause no one forgets it. #flexingonyoubitches ;)
Yo hairline caused corruption
Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help
Why a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican, cause they will always cross it
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins? Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt. 18. What caused the Great depression? A lack of comedians.
Why is nasa so sus? Cause they wanted to see uranus
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Cause its finger lickin' good.
the orphan tried to play baseball but he couldn't get home cause home doesn't exist for him
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
They say thereβs a person capable of murder in every friendship group.
I suspected it was Dave, so I killed him before he could cause any harm.
Why cant orphans be kidnapped? Cause most kidnappers use a family van
