Cause jokes
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Caution: Looking at your hairline can cause you to be delirious and have hallucinations.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Your hairline so back it caused 9/11.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
Your mama's so fat that she can’t even talk, even if Kevin says, "Oh my gosh!" 'cause she has a big ass mouth.
I had to write an essay about Africa, and I failed because I plagiarized the Hunger Games script.
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
Why couldn't people have their phone on airplane mode during 9/11?
Because their phone exploded the towers.
Why is Jonnyy baiiiiii sad? Because he no shower pero.
When a boy points at his parents, they disappear.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
Why can't orphans play on a computer?
'Cause they have no motherboard.
What's the difference between a cop car and a hedgehog?
With a cop car, all the pricks are on the inside.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Why do men get great ideas in bed?
'Cause they are plugged into a genius!