Cause jokes
How much does a chimney cost?
It's free cause it's on the house.
I turned off all the beeping machines in the hospital. I love the peace and quiet, but I don't know why everyone is sleeping cause it's only 8 am.
Your hairline is what caused the Great Depression.
What's the most optimistic blood type? B+.
What disease causes wrinkled clothes? An iron deficiency.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3