Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.