Why did Stephen hawking die
Cause he would never look both ways
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.
why did you and sarah break up? cause she cheetahed on me
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
I bought an orphan iPhone 8 Plus and he said he doesn't want it 'cause it didn't have a HOME button.
How do you cause an African Parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
I went to McDonald's to get a Big Mac. It was for his mom cause she was too fat.
