Cause

Cause jokes

A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."

My pencil sharpener when I bleed:

And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.

What’s an orphan’s favorite phone? An iPhone 14 'cause it doesn’t have a home button.

Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.

Friend: Why?

Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.

Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.

Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?

A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.