Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Cause they can’t tell there parents
Me: Y’all should start calling me 1943.
Friend: Why?
Me: 'Cause I’m going through my own Great Depression.
Why can’t fish play basketball?
'Cause they are scared of the net.
Is your hairline and forehead old friends, because they go wayyyy back?
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.
Your hairline is gone because you never bathed or brushed.
Your mother's hairline is sooooooo long cause Dora the Explorer could not explore it.
Charlen's hairline is sooooo fat because it was never brushed.
I have been charged, because I roasted a kid at a barbeque.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Why did the cheetah get sad?
'Cause it didn't have any balls to suck.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?
Me: 'Cause God made you.
