I went to MacDonald's to get a big mac, it was for his mom cause she was to fat
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
Why'd my grandpa fall over?
Cause I clapped him cheeks fool!
why did the midget laugh when he ran, cause the grass tickles his balls
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Why does Peter Pan always fly
Cause he neverlands
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers
Hey, are you a terrorist? 'Cause I rate you 9/11.
(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it
why is the orphan cold cause there no one to cuddle with
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
