Catch jokes
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fishes.
Fishes who?
Fishes the police, come out with your hands up!
"Is your refiger running?"
"Is your refrigerator running? You better go catch it!"
Watched a really cool cartoon about rabbits with Down syndrome yesterday. You should try watching it on catch up... "Watership Down."
Chuck Norris catches Pokémon with his bare hands.
What makes suicide illegal? Getting caught.
Anime memes replaced by breaking bad
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
When the teacher dismissed the class to go home,
The orphan asked, "Where do I go?"
The teacher replied, "Home."
The orphan said, "Catch me on the streets then!"
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones.
North Tower: "Hey, South Tower, we can talk later; I gotta catch a plane!"
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
Q. What does a Russian girl do when she gets unexpectedly pregnant?
A. Has an abortion.
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"
His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."
Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."
How many times does 42 go into 9?
Get in the van to find out.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the orphan not call 911 when he saw a tower catch fire?
'Cause he did not want any kids to go through the same pain.
My brother and I were roughhousing and accidentally knocked over our bookshelf. My mom came in and started asking who knocked it over, to which I replied that I only had my shelf to blame.
Hey, can I axe you a question?
My brother likes to build "traps" to capture our cat so he can pet it. I said it wasn't gonna catch anyone, he replied with "not going to stop who?" I told him not to worry that it could capture any two.
How do u catch a tame rabbit?
The tame way.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!